'Beef eating beer drinkers are going to ...what?
November 4th 2007 16:29
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Recently, while cruising through the electronic news blurbs somewhere in cyberspace, I ran acrost (my word) an article which I felt was touting the following: Red meat and alcohol are major cancer causers.
Which I interpreted as: 'Beef eating beer drinkers are going to die of cancer', uh, more often than sober vegans???
How can life be so cruel?
Hasn't anyone noted that all cancer victims did the following to one degree or another prior to their inevitable demise;
a. ate various foods,
b. drank water,
c. breathed oxygen,
d. were born,
e. experienced life for a time.
Even breast fed, peace loving babies will face death; probably due to suffocation under the weighty tomes generated by fear mongering pencil gummers rather than from their mother's teat.
Shouldn't we surmise from this anecdotal observation that these items are collectively fatal to humans?
I'm off to a pub for some nachos... Raven
Which I interpreted as: 'Beef eating beer drinkers are going to die of cancer', uh, more often than sober vegans???
How can life be so cruel?
Hasn't anyone noted that all cancer victims did the following to one degree or another prior to their inevitable demise;
a. ate various foods,
b. drank water,
c. breathed oxygen,
d. were born,
e. experienced life for a time.
Even breast fed, peace loving babies will face death; probably due to suffocation under the weighty tomes generated by fear mongering pencil gummers rather than from their mother's teat.
Shouldn't we surmise from this anecdotal observation that these items are collectively fatal to humans?
I'm off to a pub for some nachos... Raven
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Absolutely... care for some beef nachos n Corona?
Raven