tlcorbinBoob talk…..
June 29th 2007 21:15
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American males have yet to meet a woman with breasts that they can resist commenting about, things like the following comments:
• ..nice, didja grow ‘em grow ‘em yerself,
• ..those look heavy, kin I help ya carry ‘em,
• ..my mom has some of those too-just not as nice,
• ..is one o’them girls bigger than d’other,
• ..need a livin bra,
• ..whoaaaaaaaaaaaa,
• ..way to advertise lady,
• ..do those come with a back brace,
• ..you have eyes,
• ..do you hafta carry catastrophic boob watcher’s insurance,
• ..wow, I saw you coming 5 feet before ya got here,
• ..you kidnap some smurfs, I can see the noses sticking out,
• ..glad to meet.., dear god in heaven those are some beauties,
• ..does it hurt when you jog,
• ..I’ve seen better, just don’t ‘member when,
• ..you a stripper,
• ..looks like you need to buy two bikini’s to get one,
• ..I see you don’t need a training bra anymore,
• ..my nose accidentally fell between the twins,
• ..I can’t believe those babies are only 6 pounds of fat…each,
• ..OK, so what, …I am staring,
• ..lemme get my camera to preserve this moment,
• ..honey, c’mere quick, ya gotta get a set of these,
• ..no I wasn’t starin, I was ogling,
• ..are you a nursing mother-no, ya wanna be,
• ..I’m feeling horribly exhausted, can I rest my head on your pillows,
• ..hooah, this is after your breast reduction,
• ..officer, the girls top flew off and a tree jumped in front of my car,
• ..you can’t sleep on your stomach can you,
• ..are you trying to get a job as a roadside breast stop,
• ..you can power feed the kids with those hummers,
• ..do you rest those things on the handle bars when bike riding,
• ..they leave me speechless,
• ..when ya fall, do they help cushion the impact,
• ..do you rent ‘em out.
These are only a few of the comments I’ve heard from some of the guys I know. The ones I’ve heard from ladies are the best. My wife has quite a list of them. Maybe I’ll share some of the racier comments some day, but not now. I find the gender differences a constant source of amusement and delight.
Ladies, would one of you list some of the odd things fellas have done in your presence. That should prove interesting.
Raven, is listing.
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Comment by katyzzz
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But a lot of them no balls at all!
Pay back time, and no I am not referring to you, Raven, you're much too refined, aren't you?
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I wasn't amused.
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Absolutely; ...uh, were those shears behind your back???
Aimster,
Now you know why the fella at the bottom of my post has a black eye; recompense for insensitivity.
Why would you hate your breasts?? The remark was certainly tasteless but probably proffered in fun.
@All,
The picture of the large breasted lady was more than I could handle comfortably as a lead in photo, so, I changed it to something more story appropriate.
Raven
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Not you dear, your wife will sort you out.
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awww, my lady hero..., shear-ly well armed.
Tish keeps me well sorted out, hahaha; think in terms of Johnny Cash singing, "I Walk the Line', sorted.
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