Dark Secrets? Not really.
June 17th 2007 21:12
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Have you heard that Mike NiFong the former Duke rape case prosecutor has been disbarred and has lost his right to practice law? He was twenty nine years into a thirty year career and was so full of himself that he shot for the moon in a case that reeked . What the heck was he thinking? His problems are just beginning to fill his plate.
Problems worse than this @#%&! toothache, not even! His wife isn’t making him drink garlic laced vinegar and other things as a tonic to help ease the pain. Two sips of that vile stuff and you could forget you’ve been mauled by a sex crazed Big Foot, Yowie or Jehovah’s Witness.
Oh, and then we have that paragon of political virtue, Congressman William Jefferson (D) found with $90,000 in the freezer after being caught on film taking a bribe from an FBI informant. He really is into keeping a little cold hard cash around; wonder if I can barrow a bundle of hundreds to ice down my jaw? This fine Democrat is part of the. ‘..walks on water crowd’ that touted embracing a higher ethical standards.
And then there are the Clintons, they seem to be dumping millions in stock that could prove embarrassing; those darn investments in the vaginal shaped cigar humidor’s and his stock in the Wolinski line of custom knee pads were potentially embarrassing to his life partner and not so significant other, Hillary. She is the new, ‘man of the hour’, among the presidential hopefuls.
My question is this: What’s wrong with keeping GW? Or, simply just appointing Hillary, to the office of president? We know that everything wrong in this world is the Clinton‘s or GW’s fault. Why elect a new and unknown candidate for president, when we can have one so familiar to us? It would be business as unusual with GW, and it’ll be the Clinton follies as we watch Bill attach himself to the various interns from the white house pool. Nausea is sweeping through my nethers.
I am getting a brain freeze and none to soon, I really need to get numb. Wow, I’d rather give birth through my manparts than to suffer more of this damnable toothache and I’m running out of duct tape to keep my head together.
Oh, yeah, if you’re celebrating Father’s Day somewhere, call your offspring so they can abuse you first hand, today’s their day to annoy you at will. Isn’t parenthood grand? I know my father is pleased to have spawned me. Where's the @#%&! asprin?
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Problems worse than this @#%&! toothache, not even! His wife isn’t making him drink garlic laced vinegar and other things as a tonic to help ease the pain. Two sips of that vile stuff and you could forget you’ve been mauled by a sex crazed Big Foot, Yowie or Jehovah’s Witness.
Oh, and then we have that paragon of political virtue, Congressman William Jefferson (D) found with $90,000 in the freezer after being caught on film taking a bribe from an FBI informant. He really is into keeping a little cold hard cash around; wonder if I can barrow a bundle of hundreds to ice down my jaw? This fine Democrat is part of the. ‘..walks on water crowd’ that touted embracing a higher ethical standards.
And then there are the Clintons, they seem to be dumping millions in stock that could prove embarrassing; those darn investments in the vaginal shaped cigar humidor’s and his stock in the Wolinski line of custom knee pads were potentially embarrassing to his life partner and not so significant other, Hillary. She is the new, ‘man of the hour’, among the presidential hopefuls.
My question is this: What’s wrong with keeping GW? Or, simply just appointing Hillary, to the office of president? We know that everything wrong in this world is the Clinton‘s or GW’s fault. Why elect a new and unknown candidate for president, when we can have one so familiar to us? It would be business as unusual with GW, and it’ll be the Clinton follies as we watch Bill attach himself to the various interns from the white house pool. Nausea is sweeping through my nethers.
I am getting a brain freeze and none to soon, I really need to get numb. Wow, I’d rather give birth through my manparts than to suffer more of this damnable toothache and I’m running out of duct tape to keep my head together.
Oh, yeah, if you’re celebrating Father’s Day somewhere, call your offspring so they can abuse you first hand, today’s their day to annoy you at will. Isn’t parenthood grand? I know my father is pleased to have spawned me. Where's the @#%&! asprin?
Click on the link below to visit my other place:
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Comment by D. Armenta
The Florida Keys and Everglades
The Black Sheep Chronicles
What constitutes bad manners?
The male mystique
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Toothaches are horrendous. You probably need antibiotics if it's that bad.
Salt water will ease the pain, but only while it's in contact with the tooth.
Personally, tho--I'd rather have a toothache than see GW in office again (if that were legally possible)..oh wait! He still has time to push a prop through making it legal...(shudder)
Comment by tlcorbin-raginravensview
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Grumpy is an understatement. I'll be blogging about this matter, fairly soon.
The popular consensus is that GW isn’t smart enough to pull something like that off; not on his own anyway.
So, sleep in peace.
Raven
Comment by Kleonaptra
Kalikapsychosis
Happy fathers day #532712!
Comment by tlcorbin-raginravensview
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Although my daughter was conceived in the time honored fashion after a fast food dinner, raunchy movie, two bottles of MD 20/20, four doobies and the naked body butt bumping boogie until the wee hours of the morning.
She still steadfastly over looks the passion in which she was conceived; she sends Father's Day cards addressed to: 'Dear Sperm Donner', god how it warms the cockles of my heart.
Raven