tlcorbinHow do you tell lies?
June 27th 2007 16:04
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What is your lying style?
The blatantly, absurd liar: Sure baby, ..I’ll respect you in the morning?
The brutal truth liar: No, that outfit doesn’t make your butt look big, overly huge.
The opportunistic liar: What a coincidence, my husband and I broke up this morning.
The egotistic liar: Yeah, that’s a full 5.5 inches, can you handle the whopper?
The peace maker liar: Wow, you were great in bed last forte night.
The needs space liar: Raw garlic before bed is good for the libido
The desperate liar: No, this isn’t my parent’s house, they’re my boarders.
The, what have I done liar: But I wasn’t that drunk last night?
The lying dawg liar: No, honey that isn’t lipstick…its paint from the office.
Can you add to the list?
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Comment by David
My favourite is:
Any chance you could remove some of your makeup so I know what you really look like?
David ...
Comment by katyzzz
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By the way, just a quick check, were those measurements length or circumference?
Nothing much spectacular there, have to wait for the fireworks, after the garlic wears off.
It's a cracker of a night.
I think you were talking about rockets weren't you? I didn't realise you'd taken up rocket science.
Your innocent friend, the all too proud wowser,
katyzzz
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Comment by tlcorbin-raginravensview
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LOL, I loved that comment.
A biker friend and his wife had just gotten home from a party and they were unwinding, getting ready for bed.
The guys wife started taking off her earrings, removed her false eyelashes, took out her false teeth, removed her contacts, pulled off her sweater and took off her padded bra, pulled off her black spandex pants, took off her butt enhancing padded girdle and was reaching for her briefs when her biker husband comments, 'Hey, honey, when ya get to my part, throw it over here."
Truth in advertising pays.
Hiya katyzzz,
Tellin Tall Alaskan Tale n Lies is my passion.
It was the radius as I recall, did I fail to mention that?
And, darn it all, this wowser failed rocket science, except for the blowing up things part; that I was a natural at. I love it! Oh, sorry, flash back; old war wound ya know. Student teacher conflicts of '02, I'm sure. Good to hear from you.
James,
I have this mental picture of you setting in a boat, holding the box end of a guitar that has a fishing line tied to its neck. The neck is protruding out over the edge of the boat so that the line is in the water with a bobber, hook and sinker attached to it. Baited with a night crawler from hell; the thing is huge and wiggly.
And there in the water, staring intently at the night crawler, is a twenty five pound, first round draft choice, All American Bass rod breaker getting ready to take your impromptu fishing rig to task. And; simultaneously teach you the meaning of respect. hahaha.
"The morning???? Hell, I don't respect you now!" Band huh? Cool.
Great comments one and all.
Raven
Comment by MaaUpma
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Vastu - The Indian Science of Dwelling
EGurumantra - Demystifying India
Geeta (which is an epic written to make common Indians understand the way of life) as per Indian Culture professes that "Lie spoken to benefit someone is not a sin"
For example, if a girl is chased by rogues and she seeks shelter in your house. After sometimes the rogues following her ring the door bell and when you open the door asks you about the girl. If you say yes you have seen her go in a direction to put them offtrack, you have actually spoken a lie but this will not be considered a sin.
Interesting Is'nt it.
Ma Upma
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Actually, it is interesting, and I do understand the story very well. The sin would be allowing injury to come to the girl and even to the rogues if I were in a position to prevent it.
Raven
Comment by Damo
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No darling I am think about you.
Wow you are really showing some talent there.
I would love to listen to your singing.
Extended warrantee.
Reduces fine lines and wrinkles.
I didn't have sexual relations with that girl.
'I am not an animal' George Bush
'I cannot tell a lie' (He he he he he )
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"Let's have a big hand for Mike, sitting in on the guitar!"
(Translation--get the hell off the stage now)
"Uh, well-The bass player knows a few Madonna tunes--but we don't."
(Translation-Do you really think a surf band knows any Madonna tunes?)
"I don't understand--that microphone is turned up as far as it will go.."
(Translation-that mike is turned down for a good reason--you're singing in the wrong key.)
"Oooh, be careful--I don't want Junior to hurt himself!"
(Translation-what kind of PHILISTINE lets their 3-year-old climb up on stage and start banging on my drums without permission?!)
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Great list! I've never used any of those...lol
D. Armentta,
hahaha, Exactly.
We all have that double speak thing going on for us when we are trying to tell a, "lied filled truth".
Most experts at, "lied filled truths" it are in politics or are bakery owners; but are never bloggers.
Raven
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It is...?
Raven
Comment by Kleonaptra
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Im known for my honesty. "Honest as a heart attack" they say. My blood is Sidhe, and amoungst us, its forbidden to lie, because your WORD has value - your very life protects the honour of your word.
So, shading, omitting, and twisting has become our forte. If I must lie for my own purposes, I mix it up with truth, bend it, twist it, and use my strong and resonant voice....And everyone believes without question. Cos Im true to my word.
Kman just lies - flat at you - and always gets caught.
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