tlcorbinLetter to wet pet lovers..; I’m outing myself.
June 24th 2007 01:19
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Honestly, when I posted the following picture in my last effort, it never occurred to me that it was even slightly controversial. We men never seem to get that bigger picture thing we’re always hearing about or touting in our speals to others.
My post essentially ended with:
“Be afraid of dentists, be very afraid! Look how they treat their favorite pets for crying out loud.
And you wonder why I am reluctant to see a dentist: wrap your mind around this factoid, what I have just described was one of the better visits I have had with those sick twisted drill freaks”.
That led to these exchanges with katyzzz who took me to task:
“katyzzz Says:
No, but it would be a buzz to see you drinking draino, or do you have some far reaching type of syringe?
Poor cat, you big sook, no not the cat, you. I'm all heart.”
Uh, ignore the Draino comment, focus upon the cat.
“tlcorbin-raginravensview Says:
katyzzz,
It was just a figure of speech; I lost my mind..and my enema bag.
Dentists can be vile and evil; he violated the hapless, not I.
Whatsa big sook anyway?”
Crap, forget the reference to the enema bag; I’m laying groundwork to use in making my point.
“katyzzz Says:
Raven, very funny, you should know. I'm all heart I am, sorry I missed out on that gene, ...... I guess I have just a little bit of the heart gene.”
Touched by her argument, my hand had been called: I needed to purge my soul and make my grand confession.
“tlcorbin-raginravensview Says:
katyzzz,
Are you alone? Anyone reading over your shoulder?
No? Great, minor confession: I have a bit of that, 'all heart' chink in my persona as well, ...but we, 'big sooks' have a macho image gene that controls some of our more basic impulses. I haven't the slightest clue about why its grip is so strong, or even why I would care about such things at my tender age. But we hide our 'all heart' tendencies when in the public arena.
So, between 9 or 90, men are busy posing and posturing in response to this miscreant gene that's run amok in our Levi's. I wonder if it is related to mating issues?
Anyway, I'm more inclined to microwave the dentist than to hurt the cat…..”
There you have it, I’m a successful psychopatch and inclined to the unthinkable: I’m a closet, ‘ all heart’ person. And the rest of you?
Raven is asking.
P.S. katyzzz you've pinned me to the mat on more than a single occasion, thanks for doing so. It's good to be kept an honest man.
My post essentially ended with:
“Be afraid of dentists, be very afraid! Look how they treat their favorite pets for crying out loud.
And you wonder why I am reluctant to see a dentist: wrap your mind around this factoid, what I have just described was one of the better visits I have had with those sick twisted drill freaks”.
That led to these exchanges with katyzzz who took me to task:
“katyzzz Says:
No, but it would be a buzz to see you drinking draino, or do you have some far reaching type of syringe?
Poor cat, you big sook, no not the cat, you. I'm all heart.”
Uh, ignore the Draino comment, focus upon the cat.
“tlcorbin-raginravensview Says:
katyzzz,
It was just a figure of speech; I lost my mind..and my enema bag.
Dentists can be vile and evil; he violated the hapless, not I.
Whatsa big sook anyway?”
Crap, forget the reference to the enema bag; I’m laying groundwork to use in making my point.
“katyzzz Says:
Raven, very funny, you should know. I'm all heart I am, sorry I missed out on that gene, ...... I guess I have just a little bit of the heart gene.”
Touched by her argument, my hand had been called: I needed to purge my soul and make my grand confession.
“tlcorbin-raginravensview Says:
katyzzz,
Are you alone? Anyone reading over your shoulder?
No? Great, minor confession: I have a bit of that, 'all heart' chink in my persona as well, ...but we, 'big sooks' have a macho image gene that controls some of our more basic impulses. I haven't the slightest clue about why its grip is so strong, or even why I would care about such things at my tender age. But we hide our 'all heart' tendencies when in the public arena.
So, between 9 or 90, men are busy posing and posturing in response to this miscreant gene that's run amok in our Levi's. I wonder if it is related to mating issues?
Anyway, I'm more inclined to microwave the dentist than to hurt the cat…..”
There you have it, I’m a successful psychopatch and inclined to the unthinkable: I’m a closet, ‘ all heart’ person. And the rest of you?
Raven is asking.
P.S. katyzzz you've pinned me to the mat on more than a single occasion, thanks for doing so. It's good to be kept an honest man.
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