What Was He Thinking
June 7th 2008 06:48
Category: Tall Tales n Lies
Comment: why did they bother? Two days in the tank would have sobered him up.
Authorities say the 31-year-old man used his cell phone to call 911 on Sunday from inside a portable toilet ~[ holding tank].
Comment: so, there he was, in the loo, naked, drunk and was responding to a primal need to place a phone call to 911. Sure, I can see that ~ it happens all of the time at bush parties in Alaska.
Police say the man had been drinking and had taken off his clothes. Somehow, he immersed himself in the holding tank. [Somehow???]
Comment: was he snorkeling? Or there for the party favors and the view. Was he part of a bachelor party and going to pop out of the tank like a model from a cake? That's a bit spicy for even Alaskan bush bashes.
Deputy fire commissioner Chris Miller told WPMT-TV, "I've been on the job in one form or fashion for 21 years, and this is the first port-a-potty rescue I've ever had."
Comment: go figure. Obviously, he's never been to an Alaskan beach party.
Mr. Ididit First - Al Gore
Comment: feed his naked blue butt to the crabs or charge him with crimes against nature and then turn him loose naked out on the tundra near Barrow during the summer; he'll be begging the Ircenrratt gnomes to take him in once the bugs work the blue off of his hide.
After dipping himself in the tank, was he going to offer himself as a party favor to some politician searching for a little Loo Love or appear on Dancing Naked with the Blue Butted Stars: this whole thing is Bizarre.
So, a little matter of sick twisted news. Link to Story
Kul huh? I just love this country's quirks.
Raven
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As for the man?
Oh that's elementary but you have to put your tongue in your cheek first, you see, he was so drunk that when the door jammed, he thought he could escape through the tank.. to freedom... but it must have been one of those newly designed porta-potty's with the specially designed eco-holding tanks, the ones that minimise the risk of methane seepage to the outside world.
Sounds to me he should buy a lottery ticket.
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